Publications

“The stories in this book are hilarious! This author is an expert in seeing the magic in life’s most mundane and embarrassing moments and then turning them into gold.”

“I am halfway through “My Above Average Colon” and again, January delivers! She is a master crafter of words, slices of life, and guaranteed laughs!”

“The short stories are so relatable. I feel like someone is observing my life but adding a hilarious
commentary. Such a fun and easy read.”

“Pretty sure the target audience is women, but I found this to be pretty relatable to the male contingent. Great read! I love January’s honesty, and ability to look at herself with humor.”

“If you like Erma Bombeck, you will love this author. I was crying-laughing through most of this
book.”

“This book is one of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time. It is so relatable to everyday life.
Kind of Seinfeld-like!”

“Such funny and relatable stories about everyday life. Quirk magnet January’s writing is seamless and honest.”

Mistakes I made — and Lessons I learned — On my first triathlon

Featured Stories Include:

“Almost Taken,” “Gobble, Gobble,” “Pelotaur,” “Perfectly Respectable Chompers,” “Thelma and Louise and Louise,”  “The Maximalist,” and “Meals on Wheels”

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