Bloomer Bites

These are short observational pieces. So, if you read them, and say, that’s it?  Remember, the title explicitly said, “Bites,” not “Entrees.”

Freaky Friday

Do you remember the movie, Freaky Friday? That’s my life now. Except, instead of Steve and I switching bodies, we’ve switched lives. There was no earthquake that caused this or fortune cookie that reversed it, but trust me it happened. Steve retired this past year and now I’m the working stiff. “What are you up

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MY FRIEND

In the past year, I’ve noticed a trend with a certain greeting. At first I thought the greeting was harmless, even pleasant.  But now I know better, and I’m here to tell you that strangers who call you MY FRIEND are anything but. I’m not saying they’re diabolical, but trust me, they’re about to take

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Chopped!

After 33 years of marriage you’d think Steve and I would be used to all of our annoying habits “fun quirks.”  For example, I’ve gotten used to the fact that every time Steve sneezes, it will not be 1-3 times, like a normal person with appropriate sinuses. It will be upward of 10 times, like

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